Monday, 31 March 2008

Last night the devil put his hands on my shoulders

Late lastnight I began to feel VERY nauseous. I tried to drink water to subdue it but it barely helped. I got into bed and tried to ignore it and get to sleep. But It only got worse,
I became hot and was finding it hard to breath so I opened the window. Soon after that I became cold and bizarrely I started to sweet profusely and the feeling of nausea grew stronger still. I got out of bed and felt shaky, I couldn't stop knocking stuff over and had to hold on to things keep myself balanced. I have no idea what was wrong with me but the only thing I could relate the feeling to was being dazed and lacking in salt. So I made some tea accompanied by peanut butter on toast. After a few bites I could feel myself getting better, I stopped shaking and the feeling of nausea subsided. I managed to get to sleep after that and I feel relatively fine now, isn't that really bizarre!?
I'm putting it down to "other worldly going-ons" as have never known or heard of anything like it, hopefully it won't happen again as I found it quite scary to be honest.

Last night the devil put his hands on my shoulders,
but Peanut butter and Tea saved my life!



(Disclaimer: Peanut Butter and Tea are not proven medical cures for any known ailments and should be consumed as part of a healthy balanced diet and will not save everybody's lives or turn them into a Super Hero)

- Mr. Devo



Blogger Mademoiselle said...

as they say "a tea a day keeps the doctor away!" -think the disclaimer was necessary in case a hospital takes it on as an alternative medicine!

1 April 2008 at 06:38  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey mr devo, good blog, and lovely to meet you last night. daisy

3 April 2008 at 09:27  

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